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‘Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework’
‘It’s a woolly mammoth meatball’
Clown sits it out
‘On the plus side, there’ll be less sewage in the rivers if we can’t afford food’
Pinocchio politics
‘I can’t believe I got sick on my preplanned sick day’
‘And that’s just us’
Sweating it out
Sadly, my hands were always too shaky to be a barista
Famous red briefcase changed to a baby toy bag
‘I made this my screensaver so I always appear to be working’
‘I don’t like the look of this’
‘Tweeeeeet’
‘Wow! Fresh fruit!’
‘I got here first’
‘I knew this would happen, so I brought my reusable bags’
Wading deep waters
‘He’s joined a WhatsApp group for fans of Matt Hancock’s WhatsApp messages’
‘To be honest, we don’t eat much salad anyway’
‘We don’t believe in conspiracy theories about Fox News’
‘I heard it’s healthier to get up and move around’
‘You’re all hashtag summarily dismissed’
‘When they exchanged gifts, she gave him a tomato’
‘My chatbot doesn’t understand me’
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